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• Break the Curse of Shit Designs

Got a Credible Business Cursed With Shit Designs?

• YES

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Let Danny explain:After helping 700+ happy campers sharpen their LinkedIn profile visuals and supporting 50+ businesses in building their brand identity, here’s what I know...New businesses throwing money at visual guidelines and a shiny new logo right out of the gate is a terrible move.Why?They need to focus on their fundamentals first—because without those, no design will save them.But once they’ve dived through the visibility, credibility, and profitability hoops...Then—and only then—should they think about spending their hard-earned cash.So......if you’re a new business, hoping Grade-A visuals will cast a magic spell and fill your sales pipeline... and you haven't yet worked on your bare-bone basics... stop reading now. You’ve got some groundwork to do.But...…if your business has earned its stripes—built credibility, delivered results, and grown into something bigger—and your visuals haven’t kept up, that’s a problem.Because the last thing you want is a disconnect between how your business looks - and what it actually is.

• Show me the packages!

1. Upgrade From Microsoft Paint to Michelangelo's Masterpiece

2. Make Your Clients Go "Damn, We Made The Right Call"

3. Catch Yourself Checking Out Your Own Visuals (Again)

1. Pick Your Poison

Scroll down, find your perfect match, and let's inject your brand with some serious 'oh shit, look who just walked in' energy.

2. Time to Get Your Hands Dirty

After payment, we'll send you the motherlode of all questionnaires. Tell us everything—who you are, who you want, and why you're better than the rest. Then we'll work our magic.

3. The Perfect Finish

This is where you become the standard everyone else tries to match. Welcome to the big leagues.

LinkedIn Banner Revamp

Make Them Wish They'd Found You Sooner:

Here’s what’s included:

£225

• Pay and Book now.

LinkedIn Profile Visual Revamp

Look Legit, Build Trust, Watch Them Line Up:

Here’s what’s included:

£495

• Pay and Book now.

We also tackle: websites, pitch decks, logos, and more.

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