Got a Credible Business Cursed With Shit Designs?

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BTW... We Don't Polish
ALL Turds

Let Danny explain:After helping 700+ happy campers sharpen their LinkedIn profile visuals and supporting 50+ businesses in building their brand identity, here’s what I know...New businesses throwing money at visual guidelines and a shiny new logo right out of the gate is a terrible move.Why?They need to focus on their fundamentals first - because without those, no design will save them.But once they’ve dived through the visibility, credibility, and profitability hoops...Then - and only then - should they think about spending their hard-earned cash.So......if you’re a new business, hoping Grade-A visuals will cast a magic spell and fill your sales pipeline... and you haven't yet worked on your bare-bone basics... stop reading now. You’ve got some groundwork to do.But...…if your business has earned its stripes - built credibility, delivered results, and grown into something bigger - and your DIY visuals haven’t kept up, that’s a problem.Because the last thing you want is a disconnect between how your business looks - and what it actually is.

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1. Upgrade From Microsoft Paint to Michelangelo's Masterpiece

2. Make Your Clients Go "Damn, We Made The Right Call"

3. Catch Yourself Checking Out Your Own Visuals (Again)

1. Pick Your Poison

Scroll down, find your perfect match, and let's inject your brand with some serious 'oh shit, look who just walked in' energy.

2. Time to Get Your Hands Dirty

After payment, we'll send you the motherlode of all questionnaires. Tell us everything—who you are, who you want, and why you're better than the rest. Then we'll work our magic.

3. The Perfect Finish

This is where you become the standard everyone else tries to match. Welcome to the big leagues.

LinkedIn Banner
Revamp

Your LinkedIn Banner – The First Thing People See

Your LinkedIn banner is the first thing people see when they land on your profile – and two things make a great first impression.1️⃣ The Design – Something with class, quality, and a bit of personality. A banner that actually feels like yours and doesn’t blend in with everybody else.2️⃣ The Message – Say what you do as clearly as possible so people instantly get it.Get both right, and you’ve got yourself a Grade-A banner.

Here’s what’s included:

£225

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LinkedIn Profile
Visual Revamp

Your LinkedIn Profile – A Dead End or a Funnel?

Your profile is a gateway to what the viewer does next.The question is, where does it direct them?Do they hit a wall and bounce? Or do they follow a clear path – to your website, a booking link, a lead magnet, a newsletter, or even a podcast?This package is built to make sure your profile isn’t the final stop – it’s the next step.

Here’s what’s included:

£495

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Fix the visual disconnect that’s holding your credibility hostage

Not sure which package you need?That’s normal.Some people ask for a LinkedIn profile refresh or a full visual brand revamp.But what you think you need - and what’ll make the biggest difference - aren’t always the same thing.If you're unsure where to start, book a call.We’ll figure out what matters most right now – and go from there.

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We also tackle: websites, pitch decks, logos, and more.

Drop us a message for a custom quote. You'll hear back within one working day. 😎

What can I help you with?

• My visual branding

LinkedIn profile and brand identity packages.

• My LinkedIn content

Done-for-you and Done-with-you.

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Bad content is like chucking shit at a brick wall and waiting for it to stick.

Good content is targeted, strategic, and attracts the clients you actually wanna work with.

• I’ve chucked enough shit

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You can't pay your mortgage with likes and views. Prove me wrong, and I’ll get your name tattooed on my glutes.

Tired of chucking shit at a brick wall?

There are 364 million people active on LinkedIn.And only 1% post content weekly.These stats blow my mind.

Yet somehow, you’re posting. You’re showing up. But the right people aren’t biting.Why?Because your message and your market aren’t lining up.That’s the disconnect.You’ve built something credible.But the problem is:You're posting for vanity metrics only – likes, views, and applause that doesn't pay the bills.Or you're targeting the wrong stage of your buyers journey.

Here’s a brutal truth about LinkedIn

Someone with less skill can look more credible – and that’s all most buyers need to pick them over you.

Think about that for a second.It’s mental, isn’t it?And it’s frustrating because ethically, it doesn’t make sense.You’d think the people who deliver the best services would be the busiest, but that’s not how it works.The world we live in has changed... a lot.85% of the buyer’s journey now happens online – without a single sales call involved.And these numbers have increased year after year for the past decade.People are gathering information, doing their research, and building a persona of the people they wanna work with – all before they even think about getting in touch.Crazy.You can be the best at what you do...but if you’re out of sight, you’re out of mind.

Why work with me? (Honestly, I hate this bit, ha).

I started out on LinkedIn as a designer.Five years later, I’ve worked with 800+ clients and offered the following services:

And recently, I co-founded another business with three ridiculously smart gents.We help teams from huge organisations do exactly what I’m talking about here – but on a bigger scale. And I'm in charge of everything branding and content.90% of my clients and biggest opportunities came through LinkedIn.That says a lot on its own.But don’t just take my word for it...

Done with you.
1:1 for eight weeks

We focus on what gets attention – and gets action.

Here’s what we'll cover across the eight weeks:

I’ll guide you through every step – but you’ll be in the driver’s seat.The full package is £1,895 (payment plans available).Book a call to learn more.

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Done for you
Monthly retainer

If you’re too busy running a successful business to even think about LinkedIn – but you know it’s costing you clients – this is for you.I’ll handle the strategy, the writing, and the output – so you always stay top of mind and reach the right people.

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The No-BS
LinkedIn Call

Most LinkedIn ‘Support’ is Like Putting Lipstick on a Pig.

A focused 60-minute session to figure out where your efforts should actually be going - based on your business, your goals, and what’s really holding you back.The problem with a lot of LinkedIn support? That’s all it is - LinkedIn support.And that usually boils down to two reasons:1️⃣ The business owner wants a scalable, rinse-and-repeat business - so they churn out the same cookie-cutter advice to everyone.2️⃣ They don’t actually get sales and marketing - so their “strategies” are educated guesses based on their own success.Before you invest time in LinkedIn, your business fundamentals must be solid. Because if they’re off, all LinkedIn will do is amplify what’s broken.But if you’ve locked down the basics and your LinkedIn presence isn’t pulling its weight, I can help you map out your next best power moves.Either way... if your business basics aren’t nailed, we’ll start there. If they are, we’ll focus on making sure your LinkedIn presence actually supports your sales efforts - not just looks good.

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